{"id":576,"date":"2004-10-28T09:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T09:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=576"},"modified":"2004-10-28T09:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-28T09:46:00","slug":"look-at-the-bazookas-on-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-10\/576-look-at-the-bazookas-on-her","title":{"rendered":"Look at the Bazookas on her!"},"content":{"rendered":"

More specifically, the Bazooka Joe<\/b><\/i> cartoons…<\/p>\n

Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> got a package of gum at the dollar store last week, and it was the kind with Bazooka Joe<\/b><\/i> cartoons in it. It’s been years since I last saw Bazooka Joe<\/b><\/i> cartoons!<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Comic #3 of 57 — "ASK Bazooka Joe"<\/p>\n
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  1. Joe reading his e-mail: "Dear Joe<\/b><\/i>: What’s the best way<\/b><\/i> to charge<\/b><\/i> a car battery<\/b><\/i>? S.R. in NJ."<\/li>\n
  2. "Dear Sir: With your credit card<\/b><\/i>. B>Joe<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    FORTUNE:<\/b><\/font> Good luck follows you. Stop and let it catch up.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Comic #4 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe Road Trip"<\/p>\n
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  1. Cool dude on guitar: "What<\/b><\/i> would you<\/b><\/i> call this<\/b><\/i>, ‘Grunge<\/b><\/i>‘?"<\/li>\n
  2. Joe: "More like<\/b><\/i> ‘Cringe<\/b><\/i>‘."<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    FORTUNE:<\/b><\/font> If you are strong you can say "I’m wrong!" <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Comic #5 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe Road Trip"<\/p>\n
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  1. Joe: "The crowd <\/b><\/i>went wild<\/b><\/i> when A.J. smashed his guitar!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n
  2. Little dude: "I’ll bet!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n
  3. Joe: "But then <\/b><\/i>they started crying<\/b><\/i> when they saw he had another one!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    FORTUNE:<\/b><\/font> Success secret: rise early, work late, strike oil. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Comic #6 of 57 — "ASK Bazooka Joe"<\/p>\n
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  1. Little dude reading letter: "Dear Joe, I want<\/b><\/i> to be like you! How<\/b><\/i> can I be<\/b><\/i> the smartest <\/b><\/i>one in my crowd?<\/b><\/i>" signed C.T. in CT.<\/li>\n
  2. "Dear C.T.: Get dumber friends!<\/b><\/i> Sincerely, Joe!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    FORTUNE:<\/b><\/font> Cows come, cows go, the bull got on forever. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Comic #11 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe & Company"<\/p>\n
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  1. Cool dude: "I caught my girlfriend flirting!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n
  2. Joe: "That’s <\/b><\/i>how I usually catch mine, too!<\/b><\/i>"<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    FORTUNE:<\/b><\/font> One who thinks like others is not thinking. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

    P.S.<\/b> If you’re interested or available, I’m taking next week (Nov. 1 – 5) off to do stuff around the house. I don’t know if the weather will co-operate enough to allow for painting the shed, but I’m expecting a heap of garbage (and\/or recycling) to appear in the driveway before the week’s end!<\/i> BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    More specifically, the Bazooka Joe cartoons… Chocoholic got a package of gum at the dollar store last week, and it was the kind with Bazooka Joe cartoons in it. It’s been years since I last saw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}