{"id":546,"date":"2004-04-23T13:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-23T13:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=546"},"modified":"2004-04-23T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-23T13:29:00","slug":"i-sure-as-hell-hope-shes-worth-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-04\/546-i-sure-as-hell-hope-shes-worth-it","title":{"rendered":"I sure as hell hope she&#8217;s worth it!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just received this e-mail from <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font>:<br \/>\n<font COLOR=\"#000088\">OK&#8230;&#8230;..you are going to kill me, but I just looked at the postings and there is a half JK and a half time art position at the school down the street from your house.  It is art for grade 6,7,8.  I am going to ask my VP to call the principal, and for you to drop off my resume there on Monday. I don&#8217;t know if I will get the interview or the job, but I would do almost anything to get in somewhere as an art teacher. You will have to help me update my resume on Sat. night.  Well back to work.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>This combined JK\/art thing would be just about her Dream Teaching Job!<\/p>\n<p>I SWEAR this woman is going to drive me CRAZY, and I don&#8217;t mean that in a good way!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I&#8217;m riding on one of those <i>round-and-round-fall-off-and-go-barf<\/i> things at the playground.<\/p>\n<p>My mantra: <b>That which does not make me kill her makes me stronger.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just received this e-mail from Chocoholic: OK&#8230;&#8230;..you are going to kill me, but I just looked at the postings and there is a half JK and a half time art position at the school down the street from your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-04\/546-i-sure-as-hell-hope-shes-worth-it\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}