{"id":535,"date":"2004-03-11T17:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-11T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=535"},"modified":"2004-03-11T17:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-11T17:33:00","slug":"survey-sez-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-03\/535-survey-sez-3","title":{"rendered":"Survey sez&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bunny_babe.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">bunny_babe<\/a> was &#8220;bored bored bored&#8230;&#8221;, and so am I, so&#8230; Hey, look! A survey!<\/p>\n<p>(Actually using <a href=\"http:\/\/zexos.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">zexos<\/a>&#8216;s additions.) <\/p>\n<p>( ) i never have been drunk<br \/>\n( ) i never have smoked pot<br \/>\n( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex<br \/>\n( ) i never have kissed a member of the same sex<br \/>\n(x) i never crashed a friend&#8217;s car<br \/>\n(x) i never have been to japan<br \/>\n( ) i never rode in a taxi<br \/>\n(x) i never had anal sex<br \/>\n( ) i never enjoyed it <i>[which it are we talking about here?]<\/i><br \/>\n( ) i never have been in love<br \/>\n( ) i never had sex<br \/>\n( ) i never have had sex in public <i>[How public is &#8220;public&#8221;? Does doing it in the same room as her little brother count as &#8220;public&#8221;?]<\/i><br \/>\n( ) i never have been dumped<br \/>\n( ) i never shoplifted<br \/>\n( ) i never have been fired<br \/>\n( ) i never have been in a fist fight <i>[but I think I was more on the receiving end&#8230;]<\/i><br \/>\n(x) i never had a threesome<br \/>\n( ) i never snuck out of my parents&#8217; house<br \/>\n(x) i never have been tied up (sexually)<br \/>\n(x) i never have been caught masturbating<br \/>\n( ) i never pissed on myself<br \/>\n(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex<br \/>\n(x) i never have been arrested<br \/>\n( ) i never made out with a stranger<br \/>\n( ) i never stole something from my job<br \/>\n(x) i never celebrated new years in time square<br \/>\n( ) i never went on a blind date<br \/>\n( ) i never lied to a friend<br \/>\n( ) i never had a crush on a teacher<br \/>\n(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans<br \/>\n( ) i never been to Europe [England is part of Europe, isn&#8217;t it?]<br \/>\n( ) i never skipped school<br \/>\n(x) i never slept with a co-worker<br \/>\n(x) i never cut myself on purpose<br \/>\n(x) i never had sex at the office<br \/>\n(x) i never got married<br \/>\n(x) i never got divorced<br \/>\n(x) i never had children<br \/>\n( ) i never ate a peeled grape<br \/>\n( ) i never set a plant on fire<br \/>\n(x) i never used a needle on myself<br \/>\n( ) i never caused a car accident<br \/>\n(x) i never put myself in uneccessary danger<br \/>\n(x) i never pet a monkey <i>[but I DID hold a koala!]<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Caveat: &#8220;Never&#8221; is a long time! Some of the events indicated happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bunny_babe was &#8220;bored bored bored&#8230;&#8221;, and so am I, so&#8230; Hey, look! A survey! (Actually using zexos&#8216;s additions.) ( ) i never have been drunk ( ) i never have smoked pot ( ) i never have kissed a member &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-03\/535-survey-sez-3\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}