{"id":516,"date":"2003-11-26T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=516"},"modified":"2003-11-26T16:34:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-26T16:34:00","slug":"growing-like-a-weed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-11\/516-growing-like-a-weed","title":{"rendered":"Growing like a weed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a note from my younger brother, the Accountant, with an update on my new nephew&#8217;s stats:<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#880033\">He had his six-week checkup today. All is well, and we have new numbers:<\/p>\n<table WIDTH=70% BORDER=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table WIDTH=100%>\n<tr>\n<td WIDTH=34%>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\" WIDTH=33%><b><u>Current<\/u><\/b><\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\" WIDTH=33%><b><u>At Birth<\/u><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td ALIGN=\"RIGHT\"><b>Weight:<\/b><\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">8 lbs, 11 oz<\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">7 lbs, 6.6 oz<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td ALIGN=\"RIGHT\"><b>Length:<\/b><\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">22 inches<\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">19.5 inches<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td ALIGN=\"RIGHT\"><b>Head:<\/b><\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">15 inches<br \/>(circumference)<\/td>\n<td ALIGN=\"CENTER\">14 inches<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>The doctor was very pleased with his progress, and will be making him a pin cushion starting in January (with all the vaccinations).<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a note from my younger brother, the Accountant, with an update on my new nephew&#8217;s stats: He had his six-week checkup today. All is well, and we have new numbers: &nbsp; Current At Birth Weight: 8 lbs, 11 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-11\/516-growing-like-a-weed\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}