{"id":510,"date":"2003-10-29T11:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-29T11:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=510"},"modified":"2003-10-29T11:25:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-29T11:25:00","slug":"chocoholic-haiku-1a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-10\/510-chocoholic-haiku-1a","title":{"rendered":"Chocoholic Haiku #1a"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Preachy loud-mouthed girl \rGood vegetarian meals \rMakes my Life happy<\/pre>\n<p><font SIZE=-1 COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><i>Written October 29, 2003.<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p><i>[I don&#8217;t know if this is a <b>proper haiku<\/b> (is there more to it than just 5-7-5 syllables?), but this is the first poem I&#8217;ve written about\/for her! If I could remember the structure of the <b>cinquain<\/b>, I&#8217;d write one of those, too!]<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Preachy loud-mouthed girl Good vegetarian meals Makes my Life happy Written October 29, 2003. [I don&#8217;t know if this is a proper haiku (is there more to it than just 5-7-5 syllables?), but this is the first poem I&#8217;ve written &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-10\/510-chocoholic-haiku-1a\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}