{"id":5,"date":"2002-01-13T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-13T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=5"},"modified":"2002-01-13T16:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-13T16:55:00","slug":"well-sir-here-we-are-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-01\/5-well-sir-here-we-are-again","title":{"rendered":"Well, Sir, here we are again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m visiting Christine and I was just trying to show her deadjournal. Damned if **I** can figure this thing out! Of course it doesn&#8217;t help that her mouse has the buttons switched (which don&#8217;t make no sense since she ain&#8217;t left handed!) and the cat is sitting in a corner screaming.<\/p>\n<p>Well, we&#8217;re off to get some relish and other condoms&#8211; oops, I mean condiments!&#8211; for the burgers.<\/p>\n<p>Bye for now, kiddies!<\/p>\n<p>[txnscp dj]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m visiting Christine and I was just trying to show her deadjournal. Damned if **I** can figure this thing out! Of course it doesn&#8217;t help that her mouse has the buttons switched (which don&#8217;t make no sense since she ain&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-01\/5-well-sir-here-we-are-again\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}