{"id":494,"date":"2003-09-04T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-04T13:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=494"},"modified":"2003-09-04T13:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-04T13:02:00","slug":"todays-news-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-09\/494-todays-news-2","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s news&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font COLOR=\"#8800FF\">Yesterday morning as I set out for work I noticed the presence of a Big Yellow Back Hoe digging up the yard over the fence. Well, there goes the neighbourhood! <b>Bastids!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><i>(Long painful story&#8230; I don&#8217;t feel like talking much about it right now!)<\/i><\/p>\n<hr WIDTH=\"50%\" HEIGHT=\"5\" ALIGN=\"CENTER\">\n<font COLOR=\"#885522\">In other news: <b>I now own my car.<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><i>(Long painful story&#8230; I don&#8217;t feel like talking much about it right now!)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning as I set out for work I noticed the presence of a Big Yellow Back Hoe digging up the yard over the fence. Well, there goes the neighbourhood! Bastids! (Long painful story&#8230; I don&#8217;t feel like talking much &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-09\/494-todays-news-2\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}