{"id":488,"date":"2003-08-28T17:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-28T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=488"},"modified":"2003-08-28T17:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-28T17:40:00","slug":"wanna-ream-me-up-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-08\/488-wanna-ream-me-up-the","title":{"rendered":"Wanna ream me up the @$$???"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s what the Toyota<\/b> Dealership<\/font> just did today and there isn’t a thing I can do about it! It’s lease buy-out time<\/i>; they saw me coming, had me by the balls (which, BTW is Chocoholic<\/b><\/font>‘s job…), and I had to bend over and take it like a man.<\/p>\n

(Yes, poisionedpoppy<\/a>, that<\/b> Toyota<\/b> Dealership<\/font>!)<\/p>\n

On the upside, once I complete this transaction, I’ll have absolutely no need whatsoever to have any dealings with them ever again.<\/p>\n

Join the party! There’s probably enough room up my big fat butthole now after all I’ve been through with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s what the Toyota Dealership just did today and there isn’t a thing I can do about it! It’s lease buy-out time; they saw me coming, had me by the balls (which, BTW is Chocoholic‘s job…), and I had to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}