{"id":485,"date":"2003-08-26T09:56:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T09:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=485"},"modified":"2003-08-26T09:56:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T09:56:00","slug":"baseball-is-going-to-the-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-08\/485-baseball-is-going-to-the-dogs","title":{"rendered":"Baseball is going to the dogs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and now it&#8217;s time for <b>the dogs to go to baseball<\/b>!<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting at my desk at the office yesterday afternoon when my older brother called to say he had an extra ticket to the Blue Jays and thought it might help cheer me up and take my mind of my troubles of late, so I went with him to the game and ate junk food and drank beer and scoped out the babes and had a generally good time even though the Jays lost the game&#8230; the bums!<\/p>\n<p>BUT on the Big Board, they kept flashing an advertisement for the <b>Sunday, September 7th<\/b> game: <font COLOR=\"#003399\"><a HREF=\"http:\/\/toronto.bluejays.mlb.com\/NASApp\/mlb\/tor\/ticketing\/ticket_specials.jsp#dog_day\">BLUE JAYS DOG DAY<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/toronto.bluejays.mlb.com\/tor\/images\/y2003_promotions\/ph_dog_day_581x585.jpg\" ALT=\"Blue Jays Dog Day\"><\/p>\n<p>Bring your dog to SkyDome and watch Toronto take on Detroit. Arrive early and you and your pooch can take part in the pre-game parade on the field with Jays&#8217; players and their dogs.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and now it&#8217;s time for the dogs to go to baseball! I was sitting at my desk at the office yesterday afternoon when my older brother called to say he had an extra ticket to the Blue Jays and thought &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-08\/485-baseball-is-going-to-the-dogs\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}