{"id":461,"date":"2003-07-21T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-21T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=461"},"modified":"2003-07-21T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-21T16:36:00","slug":"am-i-getting-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-07\/461-am-i-getting-married","title":{"rendered":"Am I getting MARRIED?????"},"content":{"rendered":"

Top 10 Ways to Tell If a Proposal is on the Way!<\/font>
\nBy The Gang<\/a> at Say Yes & Marry Me!<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

10. Excuses, Excuses!<\/b> Surprise business meetings and last minute dentist appointments take over your lover’s life. Is he cheating or is there a plan in the works?
\n9. Window Shopping<\/b> Jewelry store window displays have your lover craning his neck – what are they so interested in?
\n8. Marriage Allergy Clears Up<\/b> Talk of marriage used to leave your lover covered with hives. Suddenly, marriage talks are handled calmly and with great interest.
\n7. Peas and Carrots<\/b> An alarming shortage of money has you eating peas and carrots and spending weekends on the couch watching movies. Is it a bad investment or an expensive engagement ring?
\n6. Hidden Treasure<\/b> Maniacal protectiveness of their closet raises your alarm bells. What are they hiding? Sweat socks? I don’t think so!
\n5. Sweaty Palms<\/b> Your once cool and confident lover starts acting like a nervous ball of jelly. Is he uncomfortable around you or is something in the wind?
\n4. Crazy Phone Bills<\/b> Phone bills go through the roof. Calls have been made to your friends across the country, but you don’t remember making them. Is someone doing some research on you?
\n3. The Treasured Black Book — Up In Smoke<\/b> The personally engraved black address book undergoes a significant ceremony — the burning of the old flames.
\n2. "I Love Your Parents!"<\/b> A visit with your parents has always been preceded by moaning and groaning. Out of the blue, your love wants to spend quality time with your folks — on his own!
\n1. The Magically Disappearing Ring:<\/b> A couple of your rings disappear — an exhaustive search fails to find them. Days later, the rings are "magically" back where you had searched numerous times.<\/font>
\nIf you’re interested in proposing on Say Yes & Marry Me!<\/b><\/i> please call 416.537.5004 ext. 123, or email us at marryme@microtainment.com.<\/font><\/p>\n

I am happy to report that NONE<\/b> of the above symptoms are applicable for Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> and me! Especially because most, if not all, of those things are pretty lame<\/b>!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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