“Timing is everything in life,” they say. So here I am, faced with a bit of a dilemma, and wondering about the timing of it all.<\/p>\n
“Before and After” is a powerful theme in my life; it totally fascinates me.<\/p>\n
For years I’ve wanted to do a photo series on “Motherhood: Before and After”. I even have a friend who is\/was a “very pregnant teenager.” (Don’t look at ME<\/b>; I had nothing to do with that<\/b>, though lord knows I would have been willing given the opportunity!)<\/i> I was negotiating to have her model for me, but we just couldn’t get the timing right. I was also trying to convince her to have the baby on my<\/b> birthday… so I would have another “Birthday Twin”… but she doesn’t have that much control over that! hehehehe<\/i> I’m going to talk to my friend Jamie, since she’s also about to pop, but isn’t due for a month or so. She’s modelled for me in the distant past.<\/p>\n
Another friend got her tongue pierced. It would have been nice to experience the “Before and After” aspects of that: kissing, oral sex, and so on. Sadly, we were not “that close” prior to her piercing (and then she went totally psycho on me so we’ll never even get to the “After”!).<\/p>\n
And now, I’m trying to decide what to do with my beard. Whenever I’m feel the need for a change in my life, I usually change my facial hair. I either grow it or get rid of it, depending on what state it is in at the time.<\/p>\n
I’ve had this beard for about two years now. It’s the longest<\/b> I’ve ever had a beard! I started growing it when my previous contract was coming to a close after 39 months. But I’ve grown tired of it.<\/p>\n
I waited until the warmer weather hit because I didn’t want to shave it off in the middle of winter and freeze my face; I did that once before. Then I waited until after C8, because I wanted the goatee for my “Hello, My Name is SATAN” look.<\/p>\n
So now my dilemma is whether to go ahead and shave it off, or find someone who wants to share the thigh-tickling experience of “Before and After” with me! Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be any willing participants around at the moment…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“Timing is everything in life,” they say. So here I am, faced with a bit of a dilemma, and wondering about the timing of it all. “Before and After” is a powerful theme in my life; it totally fascinates me. … Continue reading