{"id":416,"date":"2003-06-09T14:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-09T14:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=416"},"modified":"2003-06-09T14:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-09T14:55:00","slug":"the-sweet-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/416-the-sweet-life","title":{"rendered":"The Sweet Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone gave me a tiny box of <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.nestle.ca\/en\/Products\/Browse_by_Category\/Chocolates\/smarties.htm\">Smarties<\/a>&trade; today. It contained a total of eleven (11) Smarties&trade;. The colours were: <font COLOR=\"#009900\"><b>one (1) green<\/b><\/font>; <font COLOR=\"#FF8800\"><b>two (2) orange<\/b><\/font>; <font COLOR=\"#FF66FF\"><b>two (2) lavendar<\/b><\/font>; <font COLOR=\"#FFCC33\"><b>three (3) yellow<\/b><\/font>; and <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>three (3) dark brown<\/b><\/font>. That is all. What? No <font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><b>red ones<\/b><\/font>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone gave me a tiny box of Smarties&trade; today. It contained a total of eleven (11) Smarties&trade;. The colours were: one (1) green; two (2) orange; two (2) lavendar; three (3) yellow; and three (3) dark brown. That is all. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/416-the-sweet-life\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}