{"id":410,"date":"2003-06-06T01:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-06T01:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=410"},"modified":"2003-06-06T01:57:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-06T01:57:00","slug":"my-poor-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/410-my-poor-brain","title":{"rendered":"My poor brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>An incessant pounding\rberates my ears.\rI don't know\rwhat will become of\rmy brain.\rIt has long\rturned to jelly.\rImagine\rwhat would\ra peanut butter\rand brain\rsandwich\rtaste like?\rYummy, yummy,\rI can hardly\rwait.<\/pre>\n<p><font SIZE=-1 COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><i>Originally written January 20, 1982.<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An incessant pounding berates my ears. I don&#8217;t know what will become of my brain. It has long turned to jelly. Imagine what would a peanut butter and brain sandwich taste like? Yummy, yummy, I can hardly wait. Originally written &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/410-my-poor-brain\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}