{"id":408,"date":"2003-06-05T00:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-05T00:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=408"},"modified":"2003-06-05T00:19:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-05T00:19:00","slug":"rude-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/408-rude-food","title":{"rendered":"Rude Food"},"content":{"rendered":"

athena_51<\/a> got my brain thinking this little ditty<\/a> in which she wrote:<\/p>\n

“we went through the drive thru at McDick’s and yes, I actually said:
\nA quarter pounder and a fellatio fish, please…<\/b>“<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

amended that with:
\n“Actually, it would be better to order…. a fellatio fish and an extra large Dr. Pecker<\/b> :P”<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

and then added:
\n“And then go to Dairy Queen for a Penis Buster Parfait<\/b> :P”<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

and so I thought:
\n“This would go well with those Cunnilingus Cookies<\/a>“<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n

and now I have to ask you:
\nWhat other Rude Foods can you think of?<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

\nOh, and by the way… it’s raining<\/b> again!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

athena_51 got my brain thinking this little ditty in which she wrote: “we went through the drive thru at McDick’s and yes, I actually said: A quarter pounder and a fellatio fish, please…“ amended that with: “Actually, it would be … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}