{"id":404,"date":"2003-06-02T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-02T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=404"},"modified":"2003-06-02T15:05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-02T15:05:00","slug":"scan-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/404-scan-this","title":{"rendered":"Scan THIS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shopping Diva <a href=\"http:\/\/sumrsnightdream.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">sumrsnightdream<\/a> <img decoding=\"async\" border=1 alt=\"sumrsnightdream\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adcott.net\/ljbarcode\/image.php?user=sumrsnightdream\"> found this.<\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"5\" style=\"background:#000 !important\">\n<tr>\n<td cellpadding=\"5\" style=\"background:#FFF !important\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adcott.net\/ljbarcode\/image.php?user=xooz2\" alt=\"xooz2\"><\/td>\n<td style=\"background:#FFF !important; color:#000 !important; text-align:center;\">\n<div style=\"font-size: 2em;\">LJ Barcode<\/div>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.adcott.net\/ljbarcode\/index.php\" style=\"margin:5px;\" method=\"post\">LJ username: <input type=\"text\" name=\"user\" \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" value=\"generate\" \/><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Buzz! Zip! I am a <b>Solenoid Robot<\/b>! Buzz! Click! Whirrrr!<\/p>\n<p>I wonder how much I would be worth if I ran my barcode through one of those <b>robotic checkouts<\/b> at the Incredibly Impersonal Supermarket? <i>(Seems they&#8217;ve decided the Human Factor is responsible for their loss of Market Share and Profit Margin, and are working their hardest to eliminate it, one way or another.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shopping Diva sumrsnightdream found this. LJ Barcode LJ username: Buzz! Zip! I am a Solenoid Robot! Buzz! Click! Whirrrr! I wonder how much I would be worth if I ran my barcode through one of those robotic checkouts at the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-06\/404-scan-this\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}