{"id":391,"date":"2003-05-11T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-11T20:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=391"},"modified":"2003-05-11T20:50:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-11T20:50:00","slug":"yo-momma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/391-yo-momma","title":{"rendered":"Yo Momma!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p ALIGN=\"CENTER\"><font COLOR=\"#FF0088\" SIZE=+4><b>Happy Mothers&#8217; Day!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#FF0088\"><b>TO<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/absinthea.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">absinthea<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/europhilia.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">europhilia<\/a> (even though she&#8217;s killed her journal and probably won&#8217;t see this!), <a href=\"http:\/\/sumrsnightdream.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">sumrsnightdream<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/zanzara.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">zanzara<\/a>!<\/font><br \/>\n<font COLOR=\"#FF0088\" SIZE=-2><i>(And any other of my livejournal friends who have kids that I don&#8217;t know about!)<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p>I remember many years ago my &#8220;friend&#8221; Colleen telling me she was thinking of calling up this guy she had been seeing and wish him &#8220;Happy Father&#8217;s Day&#8221; as her way of informing him that he had knocked her up.<\/p>\n<p>And I suppose I should wish &#8220;Happy Mother&#8217;s Day&#8221; to B., the only girl who to my knowledge came close to bearing me children&#8230; but that&#8217;s another story for another day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Mothers&#8217; Day! TO absinthea, europhilia (even though she&#8217;s killed her journal and probably won&#8217;t see this!), sumrsnightdream, and zanzara! (And any other of my livejournal friends who have kids that I don&#8217;t know about!) I remember many years ago &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/391-yo-momma\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}