{"id":388,"date":"2003-05-07T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-07T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=388"},"modified":"2003-05-07T11:24:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-07T11:24:00","slug":"arrrrrrgghhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/388-arrrrrrgghhh","title":{"rendered":"Arrrrrrgghhh!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the time, my day goes smoothly. <b>MOSTLY.<\/b> Sometimes my day is more productive than others. Those are the <font COLOR=\"#008800\"><b>GOOD DAYS<\/b><\/font>.<\/p>\n<p>AND THEN there are the days like <b>TODAY<\/b>&#8230; These are the days when <b>nothing<\/b> seems to go the way it should. These are the <font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><b>BAD DAYS<\/b><\/font>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Plan A&#8221; failed last week, so I put &#8220;Plan B&#8221; into effect. That was fairly successful, so I attempted &#8220;Plan C&#8221; (a re-application of &#8220;Plan A&#8221;). It has given me headaches for the past two days. I&#8217;m already looking to &#8220;Plan D&#8221;, &#8220;Plan E&#8221;, &#8220;Plan F&#8221;, &#8220;Plan G&#8221;, &#8220;Plan H&#8221;, &#8220;Plan I&#8221;, &#8220;Plan J&#8221;, &#8220;Plan K&#8221;, &#8220;Plan L&#8221;, &#8220;Plan M&#8221;, &#8220;Plan P&#8221;, and &#8220;Plan Q&#8221;, to see which one of them might, just might, be successful.<\/p>\n<p>AND I THINK: <font COLOR=\"#0000AA\">&#8220;Relax! Things can&#8217;t get any worse.&#8221;<\/font> <i>Or can they??<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the time, my day goes smoothly. MOSTLY. Sometimes my day is more productive than others. Those are the GOOD DAYS. AND THEN there are the days like TODAY&#8230; These are the days when nothing seems to go the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/388-arrrrrrgghhh\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}