{"id":383,"date":"2003-05-03T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-03T12:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=383"},"modified":"2003-05-03T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-03T12:42:00","slug":"yo-yo-yo-yo-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/383-yo-yo-yo-yo-yo","title":{"rendered":"Yo yo yo yo yo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this one from sumrsnightdream<\/a>, aka Fallopian Teapot, Yo<\/b>.<\/p>\n

The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

We see your skinny geek ass. Yeah, it’s pathetic. But not to worry, we also see what you really want to be inside; you want to be the shiznit. The goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit, yo.<\/p>\n

But let us tell you this: you’ll never get anywhere without a suitably awe-inspiring name – and that’s where we come in. See, through our years of research, we’ve developed a way to take your (currently humdrum, boring, middle class nerd) name and turn it into something special. We’ll make you be somebody, yo.<\/p>\n

All you gotta do is fill in your first and last names below, and we’ll do the magic. You can thank us later when you’re up to your armpits in ghetto ho action and you’ve blown all those who disrespect you out of the water.<\/p>\n

Bling bling, dawg.<\/font><\/p>\n

What’s yours?<\/a><\/p>\n

Yo yo yo yo yo! <\/p>\n

You one of us now, baby! Ready to walk the ghetto streets with yo’ homies. All you gotta do is assume the following name:<\/font><\/p>\n

Ass Machine Juice<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

Don’t say we never do anything for you, my friend. You can intimidate the neighbourhood and all the folks on MTV by displaying this name in your Web page or journal.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got this one from sumrsnightdream, aka Fallopian Teapot, Yo. The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator We see your skinny geek ass. Yeah, it’s pathetic. But not to worry, we also see what you really want to be … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}