{"id":381,"date":"2003-05-02T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=381"},"modified":"2003-05-02T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T10:09:00","slug":"pink-flamencos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/381-pink-flamencos","title":{"rendered":"Pink Flamencos!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was telling <a href=\"http:\/\/zanzara.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">zanzara<\/a> (who said she wanted to master flamenco), I have <b>TWO<\/b> <font COLOR=\"#FF88AA\"><b>pink flamencos<\/b><\/font> that <a href=\"http:\/\/tammy2tall.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">tammy2tall<\/a> gave me many years ago. Their names are &#8220;Henrietta&#8221; and &#8220;Roosevelt&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Henrietta&#8221; is the female; you can tell because she has a <font COLOR=#FF0000\">red ribbon<\/font> around her neck. And &#8220;Roosevelt&#8221; is the male; he has a <font COLOR=\"#008800\">green ribbon<\/font> around his neck. <\/p>\n<p>oh, wait&#8230; those are <b>flam<i>ING<\/i>os<\/b>! Not only that, but they are <font COLOR=\"#FF88AA\"><b>PLASTIC pink flamingos<\/b><\/font>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was telling zanzara (who said she wanted to master flamenco), I have TWO pink flamencos that tammy2tall gave me many years ago. Their names are &#8220;Henrietta&#8221; and &#8220;Roosevelt&#8221;. &#8220;Henrietta&#8221; is the female; you can tell because she has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-05\/381-pink-flamencos\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}