{"id":375,"date":"2003-04-28T14:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-28T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=375"},"modified":"2003-04-28T14:37:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-28T14:37:00","slug":"calluses-on-my-calluses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/375-calluses-on-my-calluses","title":{"rendered":"Calluses on my calluses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was such a gorgeous morning when I got up today that <b>in spite of my butt calluses<\/b> I decided it was just too gorgeous a day to not ride my bike to work.<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#FF0000\">The plan<\/font> is to ride most of the 8.6 kilometres in regular biking gear, then stop at the fitness centre to take a shower and change into proper work clothes. Then I get back on the bike and ride the last kilometre or so with little or no sweat.<\/p>\n<p>So I rode my bike to work.<\/p>\n<p>And when I got to the fitness place, I realized that I had <b>forgotten my bath towel!<\/b> (I have the cheapie membership which doesn&#8217;t include towel service&#151; saves me $150 a year. Most of the time when I go for my workout I head straight home afterwards to take a shower.)<\/p>\n<p>It was really fun trying to dry off with nothing more than a hand towel normally used to wipe off during a workout! Fortunately, my extra t-shirt was still in the gym bag and I used that as a towel as well.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all part of the <font COLOR=\"#008800\">Grand Adventure That is Life<\/font>!<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve got calluses on my calluses. <font COLOR=\"#FF0088\">Just call me &#8220;Callus Clay&#8221;! I <b>AM<\/b> The Greatest!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was such a gorgeous morning when I got up today that in spite of my butt calluses I decided it was just too gorgeous a day to not ride my bike to work. The plan is to ride most &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/375-calluses-on-my-calluses\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}