{"id":373,"date":"2003-04-27T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-27T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=373"},"modified":"2003-04-27T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-27T20:08:00","slug":"calluses-on-my-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/373-calluses-on-my-butt","title":{"rendered":"Calluses on my butt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You wouldn&#8217;t believe how sore my butt is at the moment. Today was the first bike ride of the season. Do you think I could just settle for a short toot around the neighbourhood?<br \/>\n<font COLOR=\"#000088\" SIZE=\"5\">Nooooooooooo! Not me!<\/font><br \/>\nI had to go on a ride around the Toronto Islands&#8230; but first I rode my bike all the way downtown to catch the ferry across!<\/p>\n<p>It was <font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><b>18 kilometres<\/b><\/font> from Xoozland to the ferry docks. We rode another <font COLOR=\"#00AA00\"><b>20 kilometres<\/b><\/font> around the islands. And then I rode another <font COLOR=\"#4400AA\"><b>18 kilometres<\/b><\/font> back to Xoozland! Okay, Math Wizards! How far is that in total?? Yes, <font COLOR=\"#000088\" SIZE=\"5\"><b>56 kilometres<\/b><\/font>!!!<\/p>\n<p>No wonder I have calluses on my butt!<\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=\"-2\"><i>(This entry was first written <b>without<\/b> the use of colour, but it just didn&#8217;t look right that way, so for <a href=\"http:\/\/athena_51.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">athena_51<\/a>&#8216;s sake, I added the extra tags. How do you like me now?)<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You wouldn&#8217;t believe how sore my butt is at the moment. Today was the first bike ride of the season. Do you think I could just settle for a short toot around the neighbourhood? Nooooooooooo! Not me! I had to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/373-calluses-on-my-butt\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}