{"id":368,"date":"2003-04-24T12:43:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-24T12:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=368"},"modified":"2003-04-24T12:43:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-24T12:43:00","slug":"fun-with-diuretics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/368-fun-with-diuretics","title":{"rendered":"Fun with Diuretics!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found the following in an article on <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.mochasofa.ca\/health\/program\/articles\/02august05a.asp\"><b>Five reasons to drink more water<\/b><\/a>, and couldn&#8217;t help but giggle, albeit in a <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0105950\"><b>Beavis and Butt-head<\/b><\/a> way:<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#000088\">&#8220;But how do you know if you&#8217;re drinking enough? <b>Look at your pee.<\/b> &#8230; If it&#8217;s clear, that&#8217;s a good indication that your body is well lubricated and if it&#8217;s dark, you should increase your water intake.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>heh heh heh&#8230; they said <b>&#8220;pee&#8221;<\/b>!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which, pardon me while I nip off to the men&#8217;s room for a moment&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found the following in an article on Five reasons to drink more water, and couldn&#8217;t help but giggle, albeit in a Beavis and Butt-head way: &#8220;But how do you know if you&#8217;re drinking enough? Look at your pee. &#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/368-fun-with-diuretics\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}