{"id":361,"date":"2003-04-21T21:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-21T21:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=361"},"modified":"2003-04-21T21:05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-21T21:05:00","slug":"im-a-mullet-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/361-im-a-mullet-head","title":{"rendered":"I’m a MULLET-HEAD!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to bunny_babe<\/a>, I’ve just discovered I’m a mullet-head<\/a>! <\/p>\n

mullet*<\/b> (mu’ lit) 1. any of a family of edible, spiny-rayed fishes found in fresh and salt waters and having a small mouth and feeble teeth, as the striped (or gray) mullet. 2. any haircut which the sides and top of the hair are cut significantly shorter than the back.<\/p>\n

The term “mullet” has now been seen in Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn<\/i>: “They’re so confiding and mullet-headed they don’t take notice of nothing at all.”<\/p>\n

Other terms for the hairstyle known to me and many others as the “mullet” include, but are not limited to:
\n—hockey hair<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

Is it entirely my fault that my hair cutter (at L’Attitudes at the north end of the Eaton Centre no less)<\/i> took too much off the top and sides??<\/p>\n

As far as I know I don’t suffer from mulletude, but according to the above definition<\/a> I’m now a mullet-head!<\/p>\n

Is there any hope<\/i> for me?<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thanks to bunny_babe, I’ve just discovered I’m a mullet-head! mullet* (mu’ lit) 1. any of a family of edible, spiny-rayed fishes found in fresh and salt waters and having a small mouth and feeble teeth, as the striped (or gray) … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}