{"id":355,"date":"2003-04-18T12:20:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-18T12:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=355"},"modified":"2003-04-18T12:20:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-18T12:20:00","slug":"go-slow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/355-go-slow","title":{"rendered":"Go Slow…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m at my parents’ place for Passover. Good food, good company, slow internet connection.<\/p>\n

They only have a dial-up connection, and the current modem speed is 31,200 bps.<\/p>\n

So-ooo-ooo-ooo<\/b>, if you’re going to reply to anything in my journal, please type slowly so my parents’ computer will get it all.<\/p>\n

Thanks,
\nand have a great Passover\/Easter\/weekend\/whateverexcuseyouhavetoparty!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m at my parents’ place for Passover. Good food, good company, slow internet connection. They only have a dial-up connection, and the current modem speed is 31,200 bps. So-ooo-ooo-ooo, if you’re going to reply to anything in my journal, please … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}