{"id":350,"date":"2003-04-15T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-15T09:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=350"},"modified":"2003-04-15T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-15T09:47:00","slug":"some-big-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/350-some-big-news","title":{"rendered":"Some Big News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or maybe <b>NOT big<\/b> news:<\/p>\n<p>I bought some new pants when I was downtown last night, and they are:<\/p>\n<p ALIGN=\"CENTER\"><font COLOR=\"#0000AA\" SIZE=+3>size <\/font><font COLOR=\"#0000AA\" SIZE=+5><b>36&#8243;<\/b><\/font><font COLOR=\"#0000AA\" SIZE=+3> waist!!!<\/font><br \/>\n<font COLOR=\"#0000AA\" SIZE=+2>AND they fit!!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Actually, they&#8217;re a just a wee bit snug&#151; they fit okay when I&#8217;m standing up, but I think they might be too tight when I sit down. <b>But they fit!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And here I was thinking I was getting FAT again! I guess I&#8217;m not at FAT as I thought I was! <b>I can&#8217;t remember the last time I wore size 36&#8243; pants!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>I also bought a pair of size 38&#8243; pants, so I can wear them now. The Dockers I got in Vancouver last year are starting to wear out, and the snags from the rose bush trimming last week did not help the matter.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or maybe NOT big news: I bought some new pants when I was downtown last night, and they are: size 36&#8243; waist!!! AND they fit!!! Actually, they&#8217;re a just a wee bit snug&#151; they fit okay when I&#8217;m standing up, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-04\/350-some-big-news\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}