{"id":35,"date":"2002-06-25T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-25T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=35"},"modified":"2002-06-25T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-25T17:15:00","slug":"random-thought-20000201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-06\/35-random-thought-20000201","title":{"rendered":"Random Thought #20000201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The following is from my Little Notebook, entry date: February 1, 2000. I can&#8217;t remember if I&#8217;ve used this in The Zero Card or any other publication.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>She looks like the Michelin Man in that winter coat of hers, all puffed up like that. Except that her coat is black. A little black Michelin Girl. With long dark blonde hair. Yes, her hair is dark blonde; it&#8217;s too light to be called light brown, yet it&#8217;s too dark to really be called blonde. It&#8217;s almost the colour of straw you&#8217;d expect to find lying around a barnyard at this time of year. Perhaps in the summer her hair gets lighter? Now I know what they mean when they say &#8220;she has hair the colour of straw.&#8221; Depends on the season, as I suppose do most things in life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following is from my Little Notebook, entry date: February 1, 2000. I can&#8217;t remember if I&#8217;ve used this in The Zero Card or any other publication. She looks like the Michelin Man in that winter coat of hers, all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-06\/35-random-thought-20000201\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}