but before I do, here’s a couple of quickies for you.<\/p>\n
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it.<\/p>\n She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, “Well, that’s great, just great. Some asshole’s got my pen.”<\/font><\/p>\n and in my horoscope today: “Woman’s crankiness means it’s time to eat out.<\/b><\/font> (And she might like it if you take her out to a nice restaurant, too!)<\/i> Frolic with like-minded soul. Be attentive to youngster’s pleas.”<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n I wonder what it all means?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" but before I do, here’s a couple of quickies for you. A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks up … Continue reading