{"id":325,"date":"2003-03-27T00:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-27T00:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=325"},"modified":"2003-03-27T00:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-27T00:31:00","slug":"monkeying-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/325-monkeying-around","title":{"rendered":"Monkeying Around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got this from <a href=\"http:\/\/50_ft_queenie.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">50_ft_queenie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<form ACTION=http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET>\n<table ALIGN=CENTER>\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;\"><font SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><b>Xooz<\/b><br \/><font SIZE=2>is a<\/font><br \/><b>Toast-Eating Robot Monkey<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with a Battle Rating of <font COLOR=#FFDD00><b>7.4<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<hr SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><input TYPE=hidden VALUE=\"Xooz\" SIZE=10><font SIZE=-2>To see if your <b>Food-Eating Battle Monkey<\/b> can<br \/>defeat Xooz, enter your name:<br \/><\/font><br \/><input TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=\"Xooz\"><input TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00;  border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"> <input TYPE=submit VALUE=\"Battle!\" STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n<p>We <a HREF=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monkey.cgi?def=50_ft_queenie&#038;att=Xooz\">did <b>battle<\/b><\/a>; <img SRC=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/lose.gif\" WIDTH=38 ALT=\"Monkey\"> we tied&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got this from 50_ft_queenie: Xoozis aToast-Eating Robot Monkey &#8230;with a Battle Rating of 7.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Xooz, enter your name: We did battle; we tied&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}