{"id":324,"date":"2003-03-27T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-27T10:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=324"},"modified":"2003-03-27T10:59:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-27T10:59:00","slug":"goth-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/324-goth-cows","title":{"rendered":"Goth Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was chatting with someone on another list somewhere, and said this about<\/font> Mauoooove, the cutest little Goth Cow you’ll ever meet!<\/b><\/p>\n

They asked if I still had the Goth Cow.<\/p>\n

Yup, and the herd has grown! A couple of years later, sumrsnightdream<\/a> gave me Mauoooove<\/b>‘s little sister, Mauoovette<\/b>. She’s almost identical to the original. <\/p>\n

Both of them ride around with me in my car, sitting happily on the dash. Sometimes Mauoooove<\/b> likes to drive: she can turn the steering wheel, but I still have to work the pedals and shift levers for her! <\/p>\n

Thanks to tammy2tall<\/a>, Madison<\/b> was next to arrive. She ended up on top of the entertainment centre in the living room and doesn’t get out much. <\/p>\n

My Dad gave me the Mad Cow<\/b>, which I think is either a Drag Queen Bull<\/i> or a Butch Cow<\/i> (Bull Dyke?).<\/p>\n

The last addition was the little teddy-bear-in-a-cow-suit<\/b> (I can’t remember her name!)<\/i> that I got when I was in Vancouver last year.<\/p>\n

I guess I’m going to have to get some pictures of them, eh?<\/p>\n

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