{"id":320,"date":"2003-03-24T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-24T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=320"},"modified":"2003-03-24T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-24T18:30:00","slug":"eeeeewwwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/320-eeeeewwwww","title":{"rendered":"Eeeeewwwww!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re <b>getting old<\/b> when&#8230;<br \/>\n<i>&#8230;you start pulling out grey hairs.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You know you&#8217;re <b>getting REALLY old<\/b> when&#8230;<br \/>\n<i>&#8230;you start pulling out grey PUBIC hairs.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You know you&#8217;re <b>getting REALLY really old<\/b> when&#8230;<br \/>\n<i>&#8230;you start pulling out grey pubic hairs&#8230; FROM BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re getting old when&#8230; &#8230;you start pulling out grey hairs. You know you&#8217;re getting REALLY old when&#8230; &#8230;you start pulling out grey PUBIC hairs. You know you&#8217;re getting REALLY really old when&#8230; &#8230;you start pulling out grey pubic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/320-eeeeewwwww\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}