{"id":300,"date":"2003-03-09T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-09T21:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=300"},"modified":"2003-03-09T21:29:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-09T21:29:00","slug":"cunnilingus-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/300-cunnilingus-cookies","title":{"rendered":"Cunnilingus Cookies!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found these when I went grocery shopping this evening&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.badinage.com\/goth\/licketysplit.jpg\"><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.badinage.com\/goth\/licketysplit.jpg\" BORDER=2 ALT=\"Click for larger view\" WIDTH=350><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In case you can&#8217;t read the <font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><b>Instructions<\/b><\/font> at the bottom, it says:<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"##008800\" SIZE=+1><b>1. twist apart<br \/>2. lick strawberry creme center<br \/>3. enjoy popping sensation<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>And below that, it says: <font COLOR=\"#AAAA00\"><b>ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Need I say more? <i>heeheehee<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found these when I went grocery shopping this evening&#8230; In case you can&#8217;t read the Instructions at the bottom, it says: 1. twist apart2. lick strawberry creme center3. enjoy popping sensation And below that, it says: ENLARGED TO SHOW &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/300-cunnilingus-cookies\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}