{"id":297,"date":"2003-03-08T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-08T10:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=297"},"modified":"2003-03-08T10:06:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-08T10:06:00","slug":"well-duh-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/297-well-duh-part-2","title":{"rendered":"Well, Duh! (Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was sitting at home on Thursday morning, working on the computer in the office upstairs. I went down to the kitchen to get a cup of tea and when I passed the phone in the hallway, I noticed the display said &#8220;Extension in use&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s ODD,&#8221; I said to myself.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up the phone, and listened to the crackling sound of static. I then went all around the house and disconnected every other phone, and even checked the two empty phone jacks to see that they were clear.<\/p>\n<p>I tried calling the telephone company repair line, but of course I couldn&#8217;t get a dial tone! Then I tried calling them on my cell phone. When I tried to call the <b>Bell Canada<\/b> service number (416-310-BELL), my <b>Rogers AT&#038;T<\/b> cell phone said it couldn&#8217;t complete the number as dialed. <font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><b>Odd that!<\/b> (Anybody want to fire up the Conspiracy Theories on that one??)<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Eventually, the phone line cleared itself and I was able to <b>dial 6-1-1<\/b> and place a repair call. The earliest they could come out to check would be the next day. They would send somebody out, but there would be a charge if it had anything to do with the phones or lines INSIDE my house. I gave them my cell phone number so they could contact me if needed.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I was at work when my cell phone rang about 2:30 p.m. I looked at the display, and the call was <b>coming from my home phone!<\/b> The Repair Guy <i>(he was French Canadien, doncha know! heehee)<\/i> said he was at the house and wanted to know when I would be home in case he needed to get inside to check stuff there. I told him &#8220;after six o&#8217;clock&#8221;, completely forgetting that I had to go to a Bowling Birthday Party then! Oh, well! He said he would investigate outside in the meantime.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to the Bowling Birthday Party. There was no further call from The Repair Guy. When I got home, I noticed the snow in the back yard had been trampled, and there was a new telephone wire stretching from the pole at the back fence to a new junction box on the side of my house!<\/p>\n<p>Well, duh! I <b>told them<\/b> I was having problems with my phone <b>line<\/b>. Why don&#8217;t people believe me?<\/p>\n<p>You can try calling me now if you want. Just press &#8220;Button 3&#8221; on my parents&#8217; phone set&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was sitting at home on Thursday morning, working on the computer in the office upstairs. I went down to the kitchen to get a cup of tea and when I passed the phone in the hallway, I noticed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/297-well-duh-part-2\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}