{"id":293,"date":"2003-03-05T00:27:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-05T00:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=293"},"modified":"2003-03-05T00:27:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-05T00:27:00","slug":"blink-blink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/293-blink-blink","title":{"rendered":"*blink* *blink*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jooolz.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jooolz<\/a> <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=jooolz&#038;itemid=173030\">wrote about<\/a><br \/>\nan Australian Lesbian&#8217;s <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.vaginainstitute.com\/Embarrassing_moments\/A_tale_of_fruit__florists_and_\/a_tale_of_fruit__florists_and_.shtml\">Embarrassing Moment with Fruit<\/a>. It is an interesting story, probably equivalent to a male&#8217;s encounter with either a vacuum cleaner hose or a hot tub jets.<\/p>\n<p>After I read it, <b>Curiosity<\/b> got the better of me, and I <b>JUST HAD TO TAKE<\/b> their <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.vaginainstitute.com\/Vulva_Grade\/vulva_grade.shtml\">Vulva-Vagina Quality Quiz<\/a>! I needed to know how I measure up to other females&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Result:<\/b><br \/>\n<font COLOR=\"#FF0000\">The quality of your vulva is of <b>86.5 points<\/b> [out of 100].<br \/>\nBased on the answers that you have provided, your Vulva and Vagina is of good quality.<\/font> <\/p>\n<p>The answers I used were: 1=B; 2=C; 3=D; 4=G; 5=C; 6=A; 7=C; 8=B; 9=D; 10=B; 11=A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jooolz wrote about an Australian Lesbian&#8217;s Embarrassing Moment with Fruit. It is an interesting story, probably equivalent to a male&#8217;s encounter with either a vacuum cleaner hose or a hot tub jets. After I read it, Curiosity got the better &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-03\/293-blink-blink\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}