Two Newfies walk into a pub, stand at the bar drinking a beer and talking about world affairs. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. <\/p>\n
One of the guys looks at her and says, “Kin yer swaller?” The woman shakes her head no. “Kin yer breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. <\/p>\n
The Newfie walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. <\/p>\n
His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heard of that there Hind Lick manoeuvre, but I ain’t never seen nobody do it before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two Newfies walk into a pub, stand at the bar drinking a beer and talking about world affairs. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in … Continue reading