Three blondes<\/b> died in a car crash and stood before Saint Peter<\/b>. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven<\/i>, they had to tell him what Easter<\/i> was.<\/p>\n
The first blonde<\/b> said, “Easter<\/i> is a holiday where we have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.”<\/p>\n
Saint Peter<\/b> said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell<\/i>.<\/p>\n
The second blonde<\/b> said, “Easter<\/i> is when we celebrate Jesus<\/b>‘ birth and exchange gifts.”<\/p>\n
Saint Peter<\/b> said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell<\/i>.<\/p>\n
The third blonde<\/b> said “Easter<\/i> is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish holiday, Passover<\/i>. Jesus<\/b> was having the Passover<\/i> feast with His disciples<\/b> when he was betrayed by Judas<\/b>, and the Romans<\/b> arrested him. The Romans<\/b> hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.<\/p>\n
Saint Peter<\/b> said, “Verrrrrry good.”<\/p>\n
The blonde<\/b> continued, “Now every year the Jews<\/b> roll away the boulder and Jesus<\/b> comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”<\/p>\n
Saint Peter<\/b> fainted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Three blondes died in a car crash and stood before Saint Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday … Continue reading