{"id":276,"date":"2003-02-14T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T09:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=276"},"modified":"2003-02-14T09:28:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-14T09:28:00","slug":"happy-vd-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2003-02\/276-happy-vd-everybody","title":{"rendered":"Happy VD, everybody!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conspiracy Theory:<\/b><\/p>\n

Do you think it’s a coincidence that “V<\/b>alentine’s D<\/b>ay” and “V<\/b>enereal D<\/b>isease” have the same initials? News reports indicate that “VD<\/b>” is now at epidemic levels throughout the world. It’s all an Evil Plot<\/i> by the Florists, Candy Manufacturers, and Card Printers to spread the evil of this “VD<\/b>” far and wide.<\/p>\n

Don’t you think? Or don’t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Conspiracy Theory: Do you think it’s a coincidence that “Valentine’s Day” and “Venereal Disease” have the same initials? News reports indicate that “VD” is now at epidemic levels throughout the world. It’s all an Evil Plot by the Florists, Candy … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}