As if there hasn’t been enough hype\/advertising\/merchandising\/shit with “Start Warts Episode One The Phantom Pantihose<\/i>,” here’s a little word game you can play.<\/p>\n
—Your Jedi first name is the first three letters of your last name, followed by the first two letters of your first name;
\n—Your Jedi last name is the first two letters of your mother’s maiden name, followed by the first three letters of the town you were born in.<\/p>\n
Call me: Jou-Mi GoBel<\/font><\/b><\/p>\n (from an e-mail originally sent Tue, 8 Jun 1999 11:54:55 EDT, in case you were wondering about the reference!)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As if there hasn’t been enough hype\/advertising\/merchandising\/shit with “Start Warts Episode One The Phantom Pantihose,” here’s a little word game you can play. —Your Jedi first name is the first three letters of your last name, followed by the first … Continue reading