{"id":25,"date":"2002-06-10T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-10T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=25"},"modified":"2002-06-10T14:56:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-10T14:56:00","slug":"hi-have-a-bowel-buddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-06\/25-hi-have-a-bowel-buddy","title":{"rendered":"Hi, have a Bowel Buddy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This has GOT to be the worst name for a cookie: <b>Bowel Buddy<\/b>! I kid you not! I saw them on a rack at the Jock Food Store, the one that sells all those &#8220;healthy&#8221; concoctions that are supposed to boost this or reduce that, but all they really do is boost their income and reduce your cash!<\/p>\n<p>I was too afraid to inspect them any further at the store, but I found a web site for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.abundnce.com\/frame_pages\/bowelbuddy.htm\">Bowel Buddy<\/a> Bran Wafers&#8230; from Abundance Marketing Inc., offering <i>&#8220;Products That Change People&#8217;s Lives&#8221;<\/i>!<\/p>\n<p><b><i>&#8220;Do you suffer from constipation?&#8221;<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<strong>Seek Medical Advice If You Notice Any Change In Your Bowel Habits.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What more can I say? I don&#8217;t think I could write comedy this good!<\/p>\n<p>[txnscp dj]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This has GOT to be the worst name for a cookie: Bowel Buddy! I kid you not! I saw them on a rack at the Jock Food Store, the one that sells all those &#8220;healthy&#8221; concoctions that are supposed to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-06\/25-hi-have-a-bowel-buddy\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}