{"id":241,"date":"2002-12-24T22:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-24T22:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=241"},"modified":"2002-12-24T22:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-24T22:55:00","slug":"santa-claus-is-cumming-to-toww-oww-owwn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-12\/241-santa-claus-is-cumming-to-toww-oww-owwn","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claus is CUMMING to toww-oww-owwn!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So far, in my incomplete, incomprehensive, and totally unofficial poll of random livejournal users, XXXmas <i>(yes, that&#8217;s how I now &#8220;spell&#8221; it&#8230;)<\/i> is running slightly <b>in favour<\/b> by a margin of about 65% to 35% against. <!--more Various comments...-->Various comments, in no particular argue that this is the bestest XXXmas ever, XXXmas can suck a dick, some raves and rants about XXXmas presents given or received, XXXmas as a time of mourning (remember Phoebe Cates in <i>Gremlins<\/i>?), and how despised this time of year is because of the amount of visiting we are expected to either make or host.<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"> I like <\/font><font COLOR=\"#008800\"> XXXmas <\/font><font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"> because <\/font><font COLOR=\"#008800\"> <b>Santa Claus<\/b>, <\/font><font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"> like myself <\/font><font COLOR=\"#008800\"> <b>cums but <\/font><font COLOR=\"#FF0000\"> once a year!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So far, in my incomplete, incomprehensive, and totally unofficial poll of random livejournal users, XXXmas (yes, that&#8217;s how I now &#8220;spell&#8221; it&#8230;) is running slightly in favour by a margin of about 65% to 35% against.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}