{"id":234,"date":"2002-12-17T11:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-17T11:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=234"},"modified":"2002-12-17T11:22:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-17T11:22:00","slug":"epic-battles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-12\/234-epic-battles","title":{"rendered":"Epic Battles&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a fit of mindless rambling brought on by the XXXmas Season, a couple of people in my office were debating who might win in some epic battles.<\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=+2 COLOR=\"#00AA00\"><b>Who do you think would win?<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0060028\"><i>Star Trek<\/i><\/a>&#8216;s Captain James T. Kirk vs. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0076759\"><i>Star Wars<\/i><\/a>&#8216; Captain Han Solo<\/li>\n<li>Given that Han Solo might win because he has Chewbacca as his second, then Kirk would have Spock, so: Spock vs. Chewbacca<\/li>\n<li>Captain James T. Kirk vs. Captain James Hook<\/li>\n<li>Spiderman vs. Batman<\/li>\n<li>Adam West as <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0059968\"><i>Batman<\/i><\/a> vs. Michael Keaton as <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0096895\"><i>Batman<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<li>Spiderman vs. Wolverine<\/li>\n<li>Wolverine vs. The Thing (of the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0061250\"><i>Fantastic Four<\/i><\/a>)<\/li>\n<li><a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0261495\">Wrester<\/a> Hulk Hogan vs. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0090555\"><i>&#8220;Crocodile&#8221; Dundee<\/i><\/a> Paul Hogan<\/li>\n<li>Jennifer Aniston vs. Jennifer Lopez (They are featured in the Holiday 2002 issue of <i>Inside Entertainment<\/i> magazine.)<\/li>\n<li>Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar<\/li>\n<li>Kristy Swanson as <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0103893\"><i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<\/i><\/a> vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar as <a HREF=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0118276\"><i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a fit of mindless rambling brought on by the XXXmas Season, a couple of people in my office were debating who might win in some epic battles. Who do you think would win? Star Trek&#8216;s Captain James T. Kirk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-12\/234-epic-battles\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}