{"id":198,"date":"2002-10-29T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-29T15:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=198"},"modified":"2002-10-29T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2002-10-29T15:32:00","slug":"show-us-your-tts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-10\/198-show-us-your-tts","title":{"rendered":"Show us your t*ts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more drunken ramblings about nudity and stuff--><b>Show us your t*ts!<\/b> <i>(That was the name and\/or the premise of a regular feature in <\/i>National Lampoon<i> magazine. I think it was also called &#8220;Foto Funnies&#8221; at one point.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sorry for the crudit\u00e9e of expression, but I can think of no other way to express my current thought(s). Lately I&#8217;ve felt the <b>need to do some photography<\/b>, but alas as usual <b>I have no models\/victims<\/b> to shoot!!<\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=+2 COLOR=\"#AAAAFF\">SOOOOooooo&#8230;<\/font> if you might be interested, or know someone who might be interested, in having your picture taken by me, please let me know. Please? <b>PLEASE??<\/b> Pretty please, with honey, and chocolate syrup, and yummy stuff like that on top? oooooh, <b>THAT<\/b> gives me an idea for a photo&#8230; but alas as usual <b>I have no models\/victims<\/b> to shoot!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}