{"id":189,"date":"2002-10-24T23:51:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-24T23:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=189"},"modified":"2002-10-24T23:51:00","modified_gmt":"2002-10-24T23:51:00","slug":"new-writing-untitled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-10\/189-new-writing-untitled","title":{"rendered":"New writing (untitled)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more poem contains the f-word... read at your own discretion--><\/p>\n<pre>You come towards me\r\nin your exquisite\r\nblackness\r\nall shimmering PVC\r\nor leather or lace\r\nwith an evil twinkle\r\nin your eyes and\r\na devious smile\r\non your face\r\nand I think\r\nooh I want to fuck you\r\nfuck you hard\r\nand fuck you right\r\nfuck you long\r\ninto the night\r\nbut sadly true\r\nI know it's lame\r\nbut I'm much to shy\r\n(it's my claim to fame)\r\nto say it so\r\nI just sit in the corner\r\nand smile sweetly\r\ndrooling into my beer.<\/pre>\n<p><font SIZE=-1 COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><i>Written June 1, 2002, during the Zine Fair at Convergence 9 in Montr\u00e9al.<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}