{"id":17,"date":"2002-05-01T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-01T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=17"},"modified":"2002-05-01T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-01T11:55:00","slug":"rodental-visitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-05\/17-rodental-visitor","title":{"rendered":"Rodental Visitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I forgot to mention I discovered a Rodental Visitor in my kitchen last night. It was kind of funny, me trying to catch him\/her in order to evict her&#8211; well, she\/he&#8217;s NOT paying rent, so why should I let her\/him live there?&#8211; and him\/her hiding under the stove, then poking his\/her head out to see if I was still lurking about!<\/p>\n<p>Cute little beady-eyed monster!<\/p>\n<p>[txnscp dj]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I forgot to mention I discovered a Rodental Visitor in my kitchen last night. It was kind of funny, me trying to catch him\/her in order to evict her&#8211; well, she\/he&#8217;s NOT paying rent, so why should I let &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-05\/17-rodental-visitor\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}