{"id":1208,"date":"2017-05-27T21:46:31","date_gmt":"2017-05-28T01:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2017-05-27T21:46:31","modified_gmt":"2017-05-28T01:46:31","slug":"todays-clinton-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2017-05\/1208-todays-clinton-joke","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Clinton Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: green; font-style: italic;\">[originally from www.BILLCLINTONSEX.com\/main.htm, printed 1999-01-02 10:53 AM]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.\u00a0About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.<br \/>\n&ldquo;What happened to you,&rdquo; asked Bill.<br \/>\n&ldquo;Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad, passionate love to me.&rdquo;<br \/>\n&ldquo;My God, what did you tell them&#8221;, asks Clinton.<br \/>\nThe driver replied, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m Bill Clinton&#8217;s driver, and I just killed the pig.&rdquo;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[originally from www.BILLCLINTONSEX.com\/main.htm, printed 1999-01-02 10:53 AM] Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2017-05\/1208-todays-clinton-joke\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat-interwebs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}