{"id":119,"date":"2002-09-10T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-10T22:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=119"},"modified":"2002-09-10T22:19:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-10T22:19:00","slug":"achtenshun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/119-achtenshun","title":{"rendered":"ACHTENSHUN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font COLOR=\"#800080\" SIZE=+1 FACE=\"Century Schoolbook,Times New Roman\"><b>Das machinen ist nodt for gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist ezy for brekken das springenwerks, blowenfusen mit loudisch poppen und spitzensparken. Ist nix gerwerken by Dumkoffs. Das rubbernekken sighdtseeren und stupidisch goofoffers bast relaxen, kipp hands in pockkets und vatch das stoffa kumoudt!<\/p>\n<p>Das Manichmindt<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#000000\" FACE=\"Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica\" SIZE=-2>&#8220;Fax-Funny Poster&#8221; found in my collection, courtesy <b>&#8220;Globe Electronics Supply Company, 2120 Eglinton Avenue West, Toronto, Ontario. Phone Russell 3-1832.&#8221;<\/b> The lack of postal code and format of phone number gives you some idea of how old it is!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das machinen ist nodt for gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist ezy for brekken das springenwerks, blowenfusen mit loudisch poppen und spitzensparken. Ist nix gerwerken by Dumkoffs. Das rubbernekken sighdtseeren und stupidisch goofoffers bast relaxen, kipp hands in pockkets und vatch das &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/119-achtenshun\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}