{"id":117,"date":"2002-09-09T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-09T19:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=117"},"modified":"2002-09-09T19:16:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-09T19:16:00","slug":"its-her-loss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/117-its-her-loss","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s HER loss!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months ago, I was talking about <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=xooz2&#038;itemid=11083\">Before and After<\/a>, and how <i>my dilemma [was] whether to go ahead and shave [my beard] off, or find someone who wants to share the thigh-tickling experience of &#8220;Before and After&#8221; with me!<\/i> Unfortunately, I never found any willing participants&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this morning I decided to <b>shave off my beard and moustache.<\/b> I&#8217;m now a &#8220;Bald-Faced Liar.&#8221; Or rather a &#8220;Bald-Faced NON-Liar,&#8221; because I&#8217;m not lying about shaving off my beard and moustache. I really did do it. I have pictures to prove it, too. <\/p>\n<p>Here I am without the beard, but with the moustache intact:<br \/>\n<img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.badinage.com\/img\/MikeyShave890x.jpg\" ALT=\"without beard\"><\/p>\n<p>And here I am with neither beard nor mustache:<br \/>\n<img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.badinage.com\/img\/MikeyShave892x.jpg\" ALT=\"no facial hair\"><br \/>\n<font SIZE=-1>I originally called this &#8220;without any facial hair at all&#8221; and then realized I still have eyebrows! Isn&#8217;t that part of my face, too? Silly me!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#000088\">What do you think?<\/font><\/p>\n<p>If you want to see what I looked like Before, check out these pictures from back in July when I got a <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/talkread.bml?journal=xooz2&#038;itemid=17285\">New Hair Colour<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months ago, I was talking about Before and After, and how my dilemma [was] whether to go ahead and shave [my beard] off, or find someone who wants to share the thigh-tickling experience of &#8220;Before and After&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/117-its-her-loss\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}