{"id":1120,"date":"2013-06-07T16:49:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T20:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2013-06-07T16:49:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T20:49:49","slug":"i-need-a-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2013-06\/1120-i-need-a-haircut","title":{"rendered":"I need a haircut!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I definitely need a haircut! This morning on my way to work I got attacked by a bird.<br \/><!--more--><a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607-164743.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607-164743.jpg\" alt=\"20130607-164743.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n I think it was trying to build a nest in my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I definitely need a haircut! This morning on my way to work I got attacked by a bird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[199],"tags":[209,7,208],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat-home-life","tag-bird","tag-funny","tag-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}