{"id":112,"date":"2002-09-06T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-06T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=112"},"modified":"2002-09-06T11:41:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-06T11:41:00","slug":"quest-for-f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/112-quest-for-f","title":{"rendered":"Quest for F***!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t indulge in <b>doughnuts<\/b> very often&#8230;<br \/>\n<center><font SIZE=+2 COLOR=\"#00AA00\"><b>I&#8217;M WIRED!<\/b><\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the First Friday of the Month, so <i>The Lawyers<\/i> have sent in Big Boxes of Doughnuts for us. It&#8217;s to thank us for all the business we send them.<\/p>\n<p>I rode my bike to work again today&#151; second time in as many days!&#151; so I think I&#8217;ve earned the right to have a doughnut. Don&#8217;t you think? Or don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, they are yummy, <i>CANADIAN<\/i> <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.timhortons.com\/english\/english.html\"> <img BORDER=1 SRC=\"http:\/\/www.timhortons.com\/english\/images\/ti_tdl.gif\" ALT=\"Tim Hortons\"> <\/a> doughnuts, and not those horrible <i>AMERICAN<\/i> <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/\"> <img BORDER=1 SRC=\"http:\/\/www.krispykreme.com\/images\/historytop1.gif\" ALT=\"Krispy Kreme\"> <\/a> things. <b>Got Lard?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Okay! Well, I think it&#8217;s time I go scout out something substantial and potentially healthy to have for lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t indulge in doughnuts very often&#8230; I&#8217;M WIRED! It&#8217;s the First Friday of the Month, so The Lawyers have sent in Big Boxes of Doughnuts for us. It&#8217;s to thank us for all the business &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-09\/112-quest-for-f\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}