What a week it has been! Between work, and having people come in to give us estimates for built-in storage, and getting ready for my trip to Atlanta, and being dragged to yet another series of furniture stores, and everything … Continue reading
My Dad sent this to me last year. I found it again while searching for something else on an archive disk: Subject: Fw: New terrorist threat Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2006 JUST OFF THE WIRE!!! At New York’s Kennedy airport … Continue reading
Recently, I, myself, nearly succumbed to accidental inhalation of this substance!! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but … Continue reading
[Not original to me, but making the rounds…] John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets”, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city … Continue reading
