Have a wonderful, garbage-free day!

Somebody sent me one of those Things** about not dumping your emotional garbage on other people, and ended the piece with the line: “Have a wonderful, garbage-free day!”

So I got thinking about the physical garbage in my life.

B-R-C and I (used to?) belong to this “outdoor club” and we once had a pot-luck party/meeting at our house so we could discuss the upcoming canoe season. I realized that we have such an environmentally-friendly house!!

After they had eaten, people were coming into the kitchen to ask “where is the garbage [can]?”

I told them “We don’t DO ‘garbage’ in this house!” Here’s why:

1. Food scraps and paper napkins go in the GREEN BIN (compost).

2. Heavy-duty plastic cutlery gets washed for reuse.

3. Plastic cups, plates, and cutlery that can’t be used again goes into the BLUE BOX (recycling).

What is left to go in the GARBAGE CAN? Practically nothing! (Which, unfortunately, was also the outcome of our meeting with regards to the paddling program! But that is another issue.)

Now if only I could get B-R-C to SORT IT properly, I’d be a happy, garbage-free man!

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Today’s Stupid News

Hello, friends!

This morning I was listening to the radio and they had a feature item about how there were experiments going on to “cure peanut allergies.”

Most of the story sounded quite good, until the final comment, which I thought was quite stupid.

Essentially, what the scientists are doing is giving children small doses of peanuts, and increasing the doses over time. While it arguably doesn’t “cure” the allergy, it does desensitize the child to the point where they can eat a few peanuts (I think 10 was the number they mentioned) without going into anaphalactic shock.

The problem is that in order to maintain the desensitivity, the child must continue to eat about 5 peanuts a day. But, and here is the stupid part, they are working on developing a PILL to deliver the daily dose required!!! Um, huh? Say what?

Is it just me, or is the world going crazy?

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Oh… My… Blorrrt!! SPEW!!

I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would want to put any of this stuff in their mouth.

I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would spend the time to assemble the website.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want to have for lunch today. (which reminds me I should probably put my salad into the fridge before it goes bad on me!)

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Seven Deadly Dwarves

Snagged from hiltraud: Writer’s Block: Seven
Which of the seven deadly sins—sloth, greed, lust, gluttony, anger, envy, and pride—are you most likely to commit?

Presuming you were going to commit ALL SEVEN sins, in what order would you commit them?

  1. Lust: I’d get horny and have a good shag.
  2. Gluttony: After sex, I’d want something to eat.
  3. Sloth: By then I’d be pretty tired. That’s a lot of eating, what with the Lust and Gluttony! 😉
  4. Envy: Then I’d see somebody with another girl, and I’d want her.
  5. Greed: I’d want ALL the girls.
  6. Anger: But I can’t have them all, can I?
  7. Pride: I managed to figure out how to indulge in all the sins!
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I’m sick! B-R-C gave me the ‘flu’ she had last weekend, in spite of my best efforts to the contrary!

To give you some idea of how sick I am, let’s just say that I have no interest in sex! Okay, so maybe “NO interest” is a bit of an overstatement; perhaps it is more accurate to say I have “little interest” in sex. But then again, I suppose you could argue that I ALWAYS have a LITTLE interest in sex!

Hope all is well with you, out there is CyberLand!

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